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dreamsrainandwitchythings: Me, bonding with my new tarot deck: I can’t wait to get to know this...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:28:37 -0400

Me, bonding with my new tarot deck: I can’t wait to get to know this deck.
Deck, keeps throwing cards out of my hands while shuffling them: *calls me tf out*
Me, feeling attacked: STOP! I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE YET!

leathalsouffle: Marvel: Thanos will return Us:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:55:53 -0400

leathalsouffle:

Marvel: Thanos will return
Us:

iamburdened: NEEDS TO BE!

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 14:06:22 -0400

iamburdened:

NEEDS TO BE!

rockofages-pointbreak: Thanos: wow I am such a TRAGIC villain. Look at me CRYING and mourning and...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:52:21 -0400

rockofages-pointbreak:

Thanos: wow I am such a TRAGIC villain. Look at me CRYING and mourning and having FEELINGS. It cost me EvErytHIng and I am SO SAD. these are real tears you guys wow you should emphasize with my GrEAt lOSs and sACriFIce and SADNESS
Literally everyone:

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:47:22 -0400

filmeditors:

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:45:20 -0400

filmeditors:

Cleansing Shower Bag

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 09:42:51 -0400

abitwitchy:

I posted a bath bag recently, so I decided to make a thing for a shower bag. Here it is!
Materials:
-3 rubber bands
- 1-2 coffee filters
-chamomile
-peppermint
-rosemary
-sage
-cloves
-sea salt
Instructions:
1. Flatten out the coffee filter(s). If you have a more powerful shower head, I’d recommending using two filters instead of one to prevent the bundle from breaking.
2. Place herbs and salt near the center of the filter. Here’s a picture ‘cause it’s pretty.
3. Carefully pick up the filter, keeping the ingredients in the center and far away from the edges.
4. Put filter over the shower head, positioning the ingredients on the bit of the head where the water comes out, and rubber band it in place. Also make sure that your shower is on it’s lowest setting or you’ll end up with quite the mess.
Here’s what it should look like:
5. Enjoy a wonderfully scented, cleansing shower!

sherlokiedxmagic: Loki: I’m not a witch.Thor: Then why do you dress like one?Loki: …..Loki: oKAY...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:59:41 -0400

sherlokiedxmagic:

Loki: I’m not a witch.
Thor: Then why do you dress like one?
Loki: …..
Loki: oKAY FIRST OF ALL BITCH STFU WITH YOUR HOMELESS, TRUCK DRIVER LOOKIN’ ASS AND CRUSTY HAIR, THERE IS ONE THING THAT I HAVE THAT YOU DO NOT AND THAT IS C L A S S SO DONT TELL ME-

softyloki: Have you ever wondered what Loki might sound with an...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:55:59 -0400

softyloki:

Have you ever wondered what Loki might sound with an Australian accent?

gingerglader: Loki as Odin: give me uhhhhhh 15 murals of my darling son Loki and beloved wife...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:55:16 -0400

gingerglader:

Loki as Odin: give me uhhhhhh 15 murals of my darling son Loki and beloved wife Frigga
Painter: what about your other son Thor?
Loki: whomst

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:50:41 -0400

tarot-spreads: Deck Interview Spread I found this spread a few...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 10:11:07 -0400

tarot-spreads:

Deck Interview Spread

I found this spread a few years ago on Aeclectic Tarot. It is a simple six card spread that allows you to meet your new tarot deck and get to know it. It’s strengths and weaknesses. It’s personality. It will show how it can help you grow, become a better reader and a better person. It is usually the first spread I throw for any deck.

The cards can be laid out any way you prefer, I lay mine out left to right.

Card #1: Tell me about yourself? What is your most important characteristic? The general personality of your deck. This question will reveal if your deck is painfully truthful, a prankster, a pragmatist, a romantic, etc.

Card #2: What are your strengths as a deck? The best features of your deck. This will help decide what kind of questions to ask and spreads to throw.

Card #3: What are your limits as a deck? This card represents the challenges, blocks and obstacles your deck may have. This is also helpful to decide what questions to ask and spreads to throw.

Card #4: What do you bring to the table? What are you here to teach me? We all have teachers in life and Tarot’s higher purpose is to teach us. To show us our areas of growth and help us improve.

Card #5: How can I best learn from and collaborate with you? Tarot, like all relationships, is a partnership. This card shows how to best utilize that partnership and shows you the best way to approach your deck.

Card #6: What is the potential outcome of our relationship? The most likely result of working diligently with your deck.

lydia-gastrell: kat2107: meta-hemeralism: snakegay: tomibunny: rottenlesbian: rottenlesbian: p...

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 09:46:30 -0400

lydia-gastrell:

kat2107:

meta-hemeralism:

snakegay:

tomibunny:

rottenlesbian:

rottenlesbian:

please stop reblogging sylvia plath poetry

For ppl asking why she’s an anti black, anti Semite. She has used the n word and compared her depression to the holocaust

Even not counting her poetry her private journals are full of disgusting, overblown antisemitism. She didn’t just use Jewish people for her metaphors, she outright hated them irl and yet decided to use their suffering for her own gain

here’s a source with some quotes

okay, I’m Jewish and I appreciate this sentiment. and if someone wants to cut out Sylvia Plath, go for it, I get it.

But. by this logic we’d also need to stop reblogging TS Eliot, Oscar Wilde, and Shakespeare quotes. Virginia Woolf wrote anti-semetic things in her private journals, too. If you only want to read classic poets who liked Jews and black people, that’s fine, but like. good luck? Sylvia Plath isn’t an exception.

idk. Tumblr’s attitude of “consume nothing problematic” just doesn’t work if you’re part of a group that most culture-creators over the last few centuries have hated by default. For people actually in those groups, it’s not like the only two choices are 1) worship authors who hate you or 2) completely cut the majority of literature out of your life. You learn to read critically and acknowledge flaws where you find them.

anyway, as a Jewish woman, I would much rather see a version of this post that said “please read Sylvia Plath poetry critically because she’s anti black and antisemetic” than just “stop reblogging Sylvia Plath poetry.”

IMO, reblog Sylvia Plath all you want, just not unthinkingly.

Sometimes I fell like tumblr has put itself on the the extreme opposite of “consume stuff incritically”

“Don’t consume stuff instead of dealing with it.”

If I ignore its existence then I won’t have to take a layered view on it.

But guys… anti-semitism is a thing and it’s been a rampant thing for centuries. You can’t ignore that the middle ages or the early 20th century existed. Or heck, the middle of the 20th century in the US.

People always are a product of their times. And some times where just racist as fuck! That was normal! And that is something you have to look at and look at critically because these times will return. And very normal people who are talented and nice will have very horrible, unthinking opinions.

That includes you, btw.

So think instead of ignore.

My history professors were always trying to tell us that you CAN NOT view the past through a contemporary lens if you expect to have any kind of understanding of the past. And “understanding” does not mean acceptance, so let’s get that out of the way right now.

We have the privilege–yes, PRIVILEGE–of living in a time that is the product of other people’s grueling hard work, of centuries of people before us being arrested, beaten up, impoverished, KILLED so that we could stand on our high horses and be proud of growing up in the enlightenment they made for us. Any one of us unlucky enough to have been born 100, 200 year ago would like 99% be racists, anti Semites, and probably misogynists (yes, even minority groups, because anti Semitism and misogyny have long histories in black culture too) because the only way to not be all that in a world where it was so normal it was like believing in gravity was to be exceptional. I mean, beyond your time philosophical genius kind of exceptional. For any of us to believe that we would just magically be all enlightened and woke if we hadn’t had the benefit of a world around us teaching us not to be is an insane level of arrogance. It would be like trust-fund Brad insisting he would still be a success even if he hadn’t inherited 80% of a company to start. No, Brad, someone did all that work before you were born buddy.

Even the amazing people who were taking leaps to end various discriminations a century ago are still problematic. The white abolitionists were definitely racist by our standards, just not racist enough to want slavery (and most of them were insane Christian fundamentalists who had no tolerance for any other creed). But it would be insane and a gross dereliction of historical duty to just ignore these people and pretend they didn’t exist because they couldn’t magically meet all our privileged standards 170 years ago.

Frostbite Pt. 4

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 09:39:34 -0400

maiden-of-asgard:

A Thor: The Dark World Convergence Fic

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Summary: Loki claims that he has a plan, but you aren’t certain that you entirely trust him - he is the mythological God of Lies, after all… isn’t he?

And his ‘plan’ mostly seems to consist of marching into enemy territory and announcing that he’s the rightful king.

There’s no way that can work. Can it?

Word Count: 2890

Pairing: Loki/Reader

Rating: M

A/N: Lord help me, I’m *trying* to keep these chapters shorter than my usual since I’m posting this fic on Tumblr, but I AM SO BAD AT IT. Please forgive me.

Thank you all so much for the reblogs, likes, and comments! It keeps me frantically typing away!

You can also read Frostbite here on Ao3!

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So im re-reading Greek Mythology, and I realised that Hades is a precious bean and all goddesses are more terrifying than every god put together.

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 19:47:43 -0400

doodles-by-di:

Let me explain

1) The goddesses are the ones who do most of the cursing. No seriously, check. Goddesses are kinda petty

2) Hades names his dog a fancy word for Spot

3) Persephone once crushed a woman into a plant for saying that Hades loved her more. Thats why we have mint.

4) Hades is mythologically the most faithful one. He almost cheated a couple of times, but felt really bad and couldn’t do it

5) Aphrodite once flayed a woman alive because people thought she was prettier.

6) Hades kidnapped Persephone because Zues told him to. He literally has zero social or romantic skills, and fingers that big brother Zues, who’s courted hundreds of women would know a thing or two about wooing. Zues told Hades to kidnap Persephone.

7) Hades went to great lengths to make Persephone happy in the underworld. He even created a garden make of jewls for her. But when he realized she wasn’t pleased, he willingly let her go.

8) Artemis help deliver her brother

9) Hestia ate virgins who broke their vows

10) Zues is such a sleezbag, he blamed Aphrodite for all his affairs (with her being the goddess of love and lust and such). She and Hera did not take it well

11) Athena was born in full body armor.

12 ) Demeter tried to kill Zues for allowing Hades to take their daughter.

13) Demeter has a bleeding heart, but also murderd an entire army for trying to cut down a sacred tree grove

14) Hades my be intimidating with his helmet of terror, but Persephone had a man tourterd for all eternity for not taking no for an answer.

15 ) Artemis turned a peeping-tom into deer and lets him get eaten by his own dogs

16 ) Hades is the king of the underworld because he got the short straw.

17) Amphotrite is sometimes described as the sea herself. She’s drowed countless people.

18) Persephone is a proud queen of hell who has no problem with her job

catastrophicallyinlovewithbooks: *2 characters have to stay in an inn/motel overnight**there is...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 19:15:59 -0400

catastrophicallyinlovewithbooks:

*2 characters have to stay in an inn/motel overnight*
*there is only one room left*
*there’s only one bed*
*the bed is really small and it’s cold and they have to cuddle for warmth*

Frostbite Pt. 3

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 19:13:52 -0400

maiden-of-asgard:

A Thor: The Dark World Convergence Fic

Part 1 | Part 2

Summary: This weird frozen planet is cold, and Loki’s attitude is even colder. Luckily, he’s at least keeping you alive… for now.

And if what he says is true, you’re about to be part of a coup to take over a planet you hadn’t even known existed.

What a fantastic vacation this is turning out to be.

Word Count: 1809

Pairing: Loki/Reader

Rating: M

A/N: Grouchy Jotunn!Loki FTW <3 What do you think - is he going to go on the attack, or try for the subtle Trickster approach? Or, which should he do? ;)

Reblogs, likes, and comments are so, so appreciated! Thank you all for joining in on this little Jotunheim adventure!

You can also find it on Ao3 here!

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luckyydomino: marvel: thor is straight in canon! everyone: source

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 19:03:11 -0400

luckyydomino:

marvel: thor is straight in canon!

everyone:

source

papi-chulo-seb: pirate-angelbaby: coffee-swimmer: sirdoctornatu...

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 19:01:41 -0400

papi-chulo-seb:

pirate-angelbaby:

coffee-swimmer:

sirdoctornatural:

peters-suit:

im-fangirl-trash-okay:

cumberswoons:

beejohnlocked:

perpetuallyvex:

jxsontxdds:

mmmaff:

that-sokovian-bastard:

sexylibrarian1:

loneliestlittlerainbow:

themcuhasruinedme:

marveldcmistress:

itsanerdlife:

i-is-surrounded-by-idjits:

heyitselecktra:

lovemarvel-trash:

sergeantraccoon:

ilovewintersoldiersandsebastians:

love-the-avenger:

booksandwildthings:

tinypolytheist:

stravaganza:

allthespookyfeelings:

goldlupin:

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

#when is chris evans not steve rogers though

#when casting is perfect I begin to wonder about Marvel #do they secretly grow these people on farms #let them loose on the world for a while to establish lives #and then cast them as the role they were grown for

I have

no idea

what you’re

talking about

i do believe this is my fifth time reblogging this

apart form sebastian though he goes from this to this

seb’s the weird cousin

@justaweirdthoughtstuff

This is amazing oml

Seb’s the fanboy they grew to connect with the audience

@snowyseba This explains everything!

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots on pinterest. I love it.

I think you missed the other fanboy…

Love this

Everybody says Seb isn’t like Bucky… but he IS. He’s Bucky without a mask on. Bucky’s always wearing some sort of mask. Even around Steve. Seb is what Bucky would be like if he’d had the chance to just ~be~.

UH THIS

Um we’re forgetting someone…

ITS FINALLY ON MY DASH YESSS

Not to forget our “Wizard”:

Aldjaksnana

I’ve found it. I’ve found the perfect post.

it’s on my dash jdnckdmd

these dorks lmaoo

I love everyone omg they’re all so amazing???

YES

Don’t forget

Chris looks so hot in that first gif set

socialpsychopathblr: By Lila Mori (Moonflesh)

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 16:10:08 -0400

socialpsychopathblr:

By Lila Mori (Moonflesh)